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HOW TO MAKE A JOKE IN 5 STEPS

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Are you easily frightened? Because I am.   I remember this one time when I was going home and it was midnight. I went inside my house and it was so dark and so creepy, when suddenly, our dog started barking at me. I said "Shhh! Please stop, Shhh! Or you'll wake the neighbors" But then I noticed that our dog wasn't barking at ME...but at something behind me. So, I turned around and there I saw an old man, his face was pale, he was wearing a worn out suit   and he had no legs...he was floating. And in a low and raspy voice the old man said. "Hey...you don't have a dog" And I shouted. "Oh My Gosh You're right! I don't have a dog" I turned around but when I did...the dog was gone. THAT'S when I got scared. THAT . was one of the most tolerable jokes I've ever written. I've always liked making people laugh (if you don't then get a heart), I've always been the class clown, the punching bag and the receiving end of mine and

I don't know if this was a memory or a dream

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WARNING:  The writing you're about to read  may contain content that are  too  SPOOOOOOOKY   I'm writing this 2 hours after midnight right now...so 2 am. While my brother is sleeping soundly and loudly on his bed I'm wide awake typing away at my laptop because when I was trying to fall asleep myself, I remembered something, a very old memory. I knew it was a very old memory because I remember being at that place in time as a child, but what made me toss and turn and eventually sit up and write this was that the fact that I couldn't remember for the life of me if the event that I remembered was an old memory that actually happened... or a dream that wasn't real. Has that ever happened to you? Think. Seriously. Think HARD. An event that you can remember by detail, where you were, who was with you, what you were doing but the only thing bothering you about remembering it is not being sure if it was a real memory or just a dream. Before I analyze it any further I'll

This is ONLY for my Writing Portfolio.

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READ AGAIN : This is ONLY for my Writing Portfolio If you search for one of the most searched words or things on 'Google', you'll see the words 'Facebook', 'YouTube' or literally even 'Google', which is in my opinion if anyone ever does google "GOOGLE" should be taken to a google search page that only says: "You should've been aborted" (but that's a little harsh) But "Facebook", "YouTube" and "Google" are horrible names for a blog because of image and legal issues, but if you were to search: "What is the most asked question in Google?" When are the NBA playoffs? - 5 Million searches What is my IP Address? - 4 Million searches And as much as I love pissing off people who is desperate to know when are the NBA playoffs, the second question caught my eye, it really shows how much people are still confused about computers and the internet even though they've been around for a while (